crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

(Source: duane-barry)

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ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

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meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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(Source: meladoodle)

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pizzaforpresident:

soundlyawake:

imangelapowers:

Jennifer Lopez - I Luh Ya Papi Feat. French Montana (Video)

THIS IS AMAZING

I AM HERE FOR THIS SONG

I AM HERE FOR THIS VIDEO

I AM DEFINITELY HERE FOR THIS CONCEPT

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hahahahahahahahaha

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(Source: mayor-brandy)

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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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pizzaboats:

THEY LOOK SO PROUD!!! LOOK AT OUR bABIES! WE MADE THESE!!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE!! HAVE U MET OUR BABIES YET LOOK AT THEM!! BABY DOGGIES!!! THAT WE MADE!!!

pizzaboats:

THEY LOOK SO PROUD!!! LOOK AT OUR bABIES! WE MADE THESE!!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE!! HAVE U MET OUR BABIES YET LOOK AT THEM!! BABY DOGGIES!!! THAT WE MADE!!!

(Source: stinkyqueef)

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Salt water heals, yeah? Three ways I know to find salt water: tears, the ocean, and sweat
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mydarlingangels:

there is somebody in your life that resembles this person whether you know it or not 

(Source: serexdipity)

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khazad-dumb:

bbc sherlock

more like

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bugladies:

hannibal is a bad show because like why dont they just send robocop after hannibal?? he cant eat a robot. he literally cant stop him

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(Source: zerneus)

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Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

(Source: azurish)

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legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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(Source: liquatic)

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